Reminds me of a story I hard on tlevision, when a guide into the Grand Canyon was telling about some of his *guests*. Seems, while he was guiding tourists on burros down into the canyon, one animal took off with tourist attached. When the guide finally caught up with them, the man was lying on the ground, minus a leg! Horified, the guide went into action, teh man told him his leg was still in the stirrup with the long gone burro. By now, the guide knew something was "fishy". He knew even more when the fellow told him not to worry, he had another, *spare* leg in the car at the top int he parking lot. All became clear....he had a wooden leg, now somewhere at the bottom of the Grand Canyon!