If yer a female C&W star, starve yourself to anorexic size ought, dye your hair copper penny red, wear spangles and fringes on your clothes, with rhinestones on your boots and set out to steal any man you clap eyes on; then make sure you have on scads of Tammy Faye Mascara for when you sing your heartbreak songs and the camera pans in to show your anguish at breaking up another marriage...and, if you can, involve your mama in it somehow...

(nice one Spaw!)