A lot of two-word invectives are springing to mind at the moment....Tell you what, just pick your favourite, or maybe one you've always liked but haven't heard in a while, and just sit on that one, okay?
Xena can kiss my ass. I deal with the real earth, and it's no secret I have spent an inordinate amount of my lifetime in taking care of the creatures on it, with as much of a kind heart and compassionate mind as I can. If situations such as this are joke fuel for you, so be it. I don't have to have truck with it or with you.