Kitsch, kitsch, glorious kitsch
It's a-makin' me holler, it's makin' me twitch
Mah heart is on fire, mah truck's in the ditch
Now ain't Ah one lucky dang son-of-a-bitch?

Let's hear it fer rhinestones and kitsch!!!

And lastly, Ah have to menshun thet them ten gallon hats is dang handy fer coverin' up a prematurely bald haid. Thet's why Ah never take mine off, ceptin' in the shower.

- LH