Spaw, it actually happened. Tammy Faye Baker was once offered a complete make-over by a couple of Hollywood make-up experts. They also offered to give her a complete course of instruction in how to actually use the stuff so she wouldn't go around looking like her face was dipped in plastic. She gladly accepted the offer. Then after a short time in the room with the make-up exerts, she walked out in tears, refusing to let them work on her. When asked what happened, she said, "The first thing they wanted to do was wash all my make-up off!"

I think the truth of the matter is that she's hiding Jimmie Hoffa's body under all that goop.

Don Firth