Honey, I'm pregnant.

It's a boy/girl!

And another boy/girl!

Wait - Triplets! Congratulations!

You're wearing that?

Hey, watch this!(maybe I already said that one, or someone else did)

Where's the beef?

Where'd we park?

Okay, slide down. (ladies, you know this one from our friend the Ob-Gyn)

Underneath Your Clothes (anyone besides me hate this song?)

You're a winner (yeah, me and 800,000 other people, IF we turn in the winning number on time)

Want a drink?

My string broke.

Sign right here.

Get out - now.

Give me that.

Let me try.

Ow, my eye!

Remastered from analog

Approach with caution

You've done it. (usually followed by "now")

You've gained/lost weight.

God bless you. (not really so bad, but there's a lady in my office who insists on yelling this out EVERY TIME someone sneezes...)

Where's my check?

Where's the stage?

Not right now.

Look over there. (where? Here comes Jeannie with her new boyfriend...)

Out of gas

Grams of fat

Too many calories

You eat THAT?!

Hey, what's up?

Severe thunderstorm warning