Yeah, that's right, Guest, I'm hoping to emulate Rachmann!

Unfortunately I don't make a great slum landlord; so far all of the students from language schools who've stayed the summer with me send me Christmas cards and occasional loving letters.

Customising your prison cell - did you see Modern Times, WYSIWYG, where Charlie Chaplin has a cosy cell with a portrait of Lenin?

I think you're right about doubling-up the use of furniture. What I probably need is a chair that folds out to a sofa. There wouldn't be room for a futon that folds to a *double* bed, though.