You know, it's an embarrassing question. I'm a bit of a politics junkie, and I feel like I have a fair idea of the politics of most countries - but I sure don't know much about what goes on with Australia and NZ politics. Every once in a while, I'll notice that they're sending troops to help the U.S. in some military action I consider embarrassing, so I figure maybe they're allied with U.S. Republicans - but I have to say I don't really know.
I was going to visit John in Brisbane and find out about Australia, but he keeps telling me about this 8-foot snake that lives under his house...
And when I found out Alison was married, I lost all interest.
-Joe Offer-