Mr. Offer. My good friend Rick (a wonderful fellow) suggested I have a word with you.

My name is Sgt. T. R. Addie, and yes, I represent the "folk police", as you so sarcastically call us. In truth our organization, the society for Protection of Tunes, Unpopular and Incomprehensible (PTUI for short) has been keeping an eye on you for quite a while. Show more respect in the future for 16th century ballads, or you risk being sentenced to a year in prison (or the amount of time it takes to sing "Tam Lin". Whichever comes first.)