After a boozy discussion with a few close friends, we talked about pet-names our boyfriends had for their 'bits'. My boyfriend (who shall remain nameless) calls his 'Moby Dick' (I think it's after the great white whale) I call it (when he's not around) prawn cocktail! My other friends boyfriends call theirs Rodger, Lanyard(?) and Gordan (gordan the go-for,it) Anyone else have queer pet-names they have heard.? or are our boyfriends a bit on the odd side.