Cannae resist...tho' tae be sure I'm verra sorry for th' hard luck an' a' what led up tae it...

Regardin' Darlene's coortruim behavior, she's nae country mouse... Almaist tried tae slip th' jury a Mickey. Let's a' gie Disney a roond o' applause, for fosterin' sic a strong sense o' "imagination" amang oor youth. If th' scheme wairks oot, d'ye suppose they'll Minnie-mize her sentence?!?

--Cuilionn, whae's feelin' verra 'Catty th' day...