If you're of a nervous disposition, look away now!



OK ... three young ladies were talking about pet names. The first said "I call my boy 'carpenter' -- 'cos he's good with his hands!"

Much merriment; then the second said "I call my boy 'preacher' -- 'cos' he's always praying for the second coming!"

More merriment. The third girl says "I call my boy 'beaujolais nouveau' ..."

After a long pause, the first girl says "Ain't that one of them fancy French liquors?"

"Sure is!!"

[Say it out loud ...]



OK, you can come back now.

Steve