I also have a parody of it, Rollin' Down To Old Delhi...

Maybe one day I'll dig it up and post it...

On the subject of people who sing it too slowly... I fixed 'em... I stopped doing it accapella... it's the exact same chord progression as "Star Of The County Down"... so I do it with lots of percussive guitar stuff now...

Keeps 'em in line!

;-)