Well, we could do "Step by step the longest march can be won!" I once did a rendition of "The Tenure Tango" which had the catchy chorus "One step forward, two steps back" with the whole marching line regressing towards the Math Department. Maybe in DC we should regress to the Justice Department, in our search for the mean.

I'd go to DC in a shot, as long as I can also dine at one of those fine Ethiopian restaurants.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble