"I'll Give Up My Dog and My Pickup If You'll Just Say You Love Me, Daisy Mae...."

"Saw Her Face -- Now I'm an Agnostic"

"Who's Indifferent Now?"

"You're the Reason God Made the Kalahari"

"I'm Crawling the Ceiling Over You"

"Lay Off Of My Blue Suede Athletic Supporter"

"Half-Way House Rock"

"If I Were a Cesspool Technician"

"Seven Armenian Daemons"

"I Love Cleveland in the Springtime"

"Flatulent Emissions Get In Your Eyes"

"Hey, Llewellyn..."

"Love Letters in the Landfill"

"You Make Me Feel So Senescent"

Etc., etc., etc...