Amos, Bill D., Mr. Red., and Ranger Steve, I love these:

"I Love Cleveland in the Springtime"
"No Thanks, I Don't Want Another Beer"
"I Wanna Be A Janitor's Sweetheart "
"76 Accordions (led the big parade, with a hundred and ten ukeleles...)"
"God's Peed the Plough"
But, Mr. Red, it should be
"Nicorette & Pepsi & Mild, Mild Women"

Then there's

Golf Balls Keep Falling On My Head
Ragweed (Ragweed, every morning you greet me...)
Some Humdrum Mid-Morning (you may see a stranger)
If I Had A Socket Wrench
One Side Now
When the "Pastel Lavender" falls over sleepy garden walls...
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Condoleeza?"
"Seventeen Ounces"
"The Aristocrat Homebody" (came over the hill, down through the valleys so shady..."

Sonja