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Thread #49085 Message #741170
Posted By: katlaughing
03-Jul-02 - 12:57 AM
Thread Name: Song Titles We'll Never See
Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
You heard it here, first, LtS, from 1999 on a thread about a Salty Dog:
WW, my friend and her boyfriend made up a term they could use in public with none the wiser. One day she finally told me what the heck she was talking about when referring to her "twidgett"! Couldn't ya just see the personal ads:
Salty Dog heat-seeks twidgett for his moisture missile! (Thanks for those Jeri!) Or...
Have I got a ding-a-ling for your twidgett! Dial 1-999-Salty Dog. Or...
Fun-loving Twidgett seeks briney canine.
Which leads me to....the next song title:
Mrs. Dash Dog (in the US, Mrs. Dash is an herbal salt substitute)