So...

...the newcomers just aren't as funny/compassionate/informed (fill in the blank) as us old timers (or those who came before)--

...when you are bored, angry or all your arguments have failed to persuade, blame it all on anon--

...things aren't like they used to be in MY Good Old Days at Mudcat--

...don't talk about what you newcomers want to talk about, read what we've already said about this here & shut the fuck up because we've hashed the thing to death already...

See how some of you sound?

Like I said, turn off your computers. Stay off the internet. Go outside and have a swim, a picnic, a night out listening to the stars instead of the internet static for a change.