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Thread #39480   Message #741660
Posted By: Gareth
03-Jul-02 - 02:57 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add:The Ballad of Stalin (songs about Stalin)
Subject: RE: Lyr req: Joe Stalin
Walter, Wolfgang - Thanks, this should anoy a few !

Which reminds me of the ood joke.

One fine day in the Kremlin, Uncle Joe can not find his pipe, so he sends for the head of the NKVD.

"Larentie, I've lost my pipe. Can any of your lads find it ?"

The head of the NKVD departs.

An hour later Joe finds his pipe where he had left it, and sends for the NKVD again.

"Ok call the lads off - I've found my pipe"

"Just one problem Comrade Stalin - What do we do with the 14 people who've confessed to stealing it ?"