The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #49169   Message #741743
Posted By: Catherine Jayne
03-Jul-02 - 05:10 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody)
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up it arse
And now its wool is nylon

Mary had a little lamb
My father shot it dead
And now it goes to school with me
Between two hunks of bread