Does anyone remember the episode of "Dr Who" where the TARDIS was out of control and managed to land between the wickets of a Test Match. They had Johners and some other commentators discussing how this was affecting the match, whether there was going to be enough light etc. It was brilliant, never once did they stop to wonder how a Police Telephone box had arrived on the pitch - they were so thankful when it went away again and play could re-commence.