Hey, John from Hull! Long time no BS, eh? I was like outa the swim fer ahwhile coz I got inta this little misumderstanding with the local blueballs! The cops I meen. Whatta buncha self-inportant loosers! Anyways, I hadda spend some time withoug aksess to the liberry compyuter eh? Akshully, the liberry had threw me out already anyways, but...

Well its' a long story, and I don't wanta think abowt it right now. All I got to say is IT WASNT ME THAT DID IT, IT WAS SOME BODY ELSE!!! I stand on that like a rock eh?

So howz it hangin'? You are a pretty good speller and I admire people who can spel l half right (like me). We oughta get together and hoist a few beer eh?

I was in Hull once. I got arrested for drunk n disordely, and they tried to pin indescent expshure on me too but that part was a flippin lie! I got off on it too coz it was a plain total lie. I ain't sorry about the drunk part, coz I am a man and a man ain't a man if he don't get drunk n disordely now and then. Unless he's a wimp. I hate wimps.

I don't got no interest in politiks but I just dont like that GUEST mowthing off like he was so speshul, so I logd on to give him a peece of my mind eh?

I am usin my cuzin's compyuter. See ya!

BDiBR