There are the Noel Coward songs:
"Well disciplined dogs and the odd tourist"
"Put your daughter on the stage (we need a good laugh)"
"Oh sod it, LET'S be beastly to the Germans"
"Swindon Pride"
"On second thoughts, Let's not do it"

Two songs for this list which may or may not exist
"What becomes of the bloke who farted" and
"What a difference a lay makes"

Regards

Walrus