Too many of 'em now to give kudos to each gem, but LOL! guys!

How about:

Gimmie Crack Coke And I Won't Care

Polyesterie  (Think about it.)

The Wreck of The Reuben Sandwich

Polish Pipe Dream

The Speed Of The Sound Of Flatulence

Slow Wit (by Hoyt Axton, as sung by the Pointer Sisters)

Queen Of the Kennedy Half-Dollar

The Seventeenth Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Killing Me Softly With His Cooking

Knights In White Satin

Genie