Li'l Hack, the Official Iconographers of the Mudcat community Records have advised me with regrets that while they have reams of files covering the misadventures of Cleigh, the Reg brothers, the ructions of Cletus and his gang, they do not seem to have any records on file concerning this William Whoosis that you are so obsessed with.

Let nme also point out that Temecula is a minor second-rate bedroom community far to the nort of San Diego, known for almost-good wine, almost-decent housing, and for having had a folksinger through once.

However the Archivist of Mudcat Icons has personally advised me that they are considering opening a file on you, yourself, as a candidate for the Icon of unbounded irerelevancy and content-free posting in light of your almost obsessive efforts concerning this Wilhelm, or whatever, character.

The Board also wants to wish you the very best of luck in the upcoming Mudcat Wannabi award, named after the great movie actor Obie Kenobi Wannabi; the award includes a lifetime supply of Guiness, providing the winning smart Alec is over forty. Good luck with it, now!!

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