I THINK I've read all the entries so far....and I didn't see the following parody of "Side By Side" (some people know it as "Oh, We Ain't Got a Barrel of Money")

Well, I got married last Friday
My new wife stood beside me
When the guests had all gone
We stood alone
Side by Side

We really knew we were wed then
So we got ready for bed then
When her false teeth and hair
She laid on a chair
Side by Side

One tin leg to follow,
one glass eye so small
Then she unscrewed her left arm
And put it on the chair by the wall

Well, here I stand broken hearted
Most of my wife has departed
So I slept by the chair
There was more of her there
Side by Side