Someone here mentioned the rubber chicken I always had stuffed in my banjo to mute it. I got a ton o' mileage out of that silly thing. Always a good excuse to tell the fowl jokes, don't ya know. Some people wore jackets but I had a capon. In colony times in the U.S. they trained chickens to recognize spies. They'd yell "Chicken, catch a tory." --- and they'd go and do it. (just a few)

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