Here's three from Lonnie Donegan's " My Old Man's a Dustman"
.I Say x3 -You know, the other day I found a Police Dog in my bin, ...
.... How do you know it was a police dog ?
.... Cos. it had a policeman with it.

.. I say x3 .. My bin's full of Lillies
.. Throw them out then
., I can't she's wearing 'em

.... I Say x3 .. My bin's full of toadstools ....
How do you know they're toadstools ?
Cos. there's no mushroom inside

There is a CD of Roy Hudd "Those Music Hall Days" in the £4.99 range.
A copy of Clinton Ford ( City of Varieties fame) "Clinton The Clown" tape converted to CD is available via PM
Kenny B