To the tune of Come All Ye Faithful

Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating
Why are we waiting
So....F&&king long?

Well Johnny boy - I guess you just couldn't take the pledge

Sorry, to see an opportunity, like this, pass you by.

Remember, opportunity only knocks once. Don't expect much support from this place when your coronary hits or the stroke strikes.

Going once, Going twice, GONE like a corpulent corpse in the incinerator.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle