Let me tell ya'll a story 'bout an internet site,
A place to go to sit 'n read 'n write
A place where you can spend a lot of time, you'll see
Surrounded by a lot of cyber-family,
Mudcatters, Fine Folks, ya'll come back now, hear?

For those poor souls amongst us lacking in the finer side of culture, the preceding is to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" ala Flatt & Scruggs