LOL, Beadie, LOL.My maternal grandmother's " Ach your're neither sugar nor salt, you won't melt " should you complain about getting wet in any situation.
From the same school, "Ach it's far aff your backside, you'll no sit on it " which was used almost indescrimintly, regardless of occasion.
" May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
About as useful as.......
a chocolate teapot
a one legged man in an arse kicking contestAbout as welcome as.....
a ham sandwich at a bar mitzvah
a fart in a spacesuit
nettles at a nudist colony
grit in your vaseline"He who lives by the pork sword, shall die by the pork sword" ( By Me! )
Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
"Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life!" Tom Lehrer
A bird in the hand usually craps on it.
TTFN M'Lady P.