" An extremely ugly man, surrounded by 12 beautiful women, walks into a bar. All the women insist on buying him drinks and spend the next few hours stroking his hair, kissing and flirting with him. The barman is amazed. Clearly these beauties aren't attracted by the man's good looks - and they seem to have more money than he does. Intrigued, the barman takes the man to one side. 'Please tell me,' he begs, 'how can someone as ugly as you attract all these gorgeous women?' The ugly man thinks about this for a while, then licks his eyebrows. 'I really don't know,' he says with a smile."

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