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THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
(Eddy Arnold, Wally Fowler and J. Graydon Hall)

[A # 2 C&W hit for co-writer Eddy Arnold in 1946.
A # 10 Pop hit for Frank Sinatra in 1947.
Peaked at # 39 for Pat Boone in 1958.]

Well, if I had a nickel, I know what I would do:
I'd spend it all on candy and give it all to you.
I'd spend it all on candy and give it all to you,
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby.
That's how much I love you.

And if you were a kitten with pretty, glossy fur,
I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr.
I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr,
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby.
That's how much I love you.

And if you were a horsefly and I an old gray mare,
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair.
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair,
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby.
That's how much I love you.

Well, if you were a tiger I'd hang around your den,
And pester you, my honey, until you let me in.
And pester you, my honey, until you let me in,
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby.
That's how much I love you.

Well, if you want to marry now, let me tell you what:
We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot.
We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot,
'Cause that's how much I love you, baby.
That's how much I love you.