An Pluiméir Ceolmhar, I love that answer to the perenial question. I may have to steal it from you.

Having worked one job for as long as I have I cannot lay claim to a multitude of others and so many have in this thread. My other jobs in chronological order:

Farm Worker
Bellhop
Farm Worker
Machinist Mate (Navy)
Farm Worker
Handyman/Plumber's assistant
Construction Laborer
Immigration Inspector
Father
Contract Negotiator
Father
Contract Specialist (Still Going on this one)