THE LARGE DARK AARDVARK SONG

Remembered by Mrrzy

This is the start of the large dark aardvark song, badadada badada dada dadadada
There is a large dark aarvark in the park
They say he's missing from the zoo
And the police are searching high and low
For they have not seen him, have you?
Why is this so?
Oh!
I'll tell you the reason
'Cause
It's
Aardvark mating season
When an aardvark makes a date
He slips right through that old zoo gate
So if you see two aarvarks necking in the park
Don't upset their apple cart
Do not be a spy
You're not the FBI
And you must never break an aardvark's heart.

This is the second verse of the aardvark song, badadada badada dada dadadada
To be an aardvark is not easy, folks
For all you get to eat are ants
And all the other animals make jokes
At your attempts to find romance
Why don't they laugh
At
Hippopotamusses
Or
At
Fat rhinocerusses
Like a kangaroo
In love with a kazoo
All of this is so
I'll tell you how I know
I am your friendly neighborhood giraffe.
This is the end of the large dark aardvark song, badadada badadada, yeah, yeah, yeah!