GUEST (whoever you are) who keeps renewing all the OLD Shatner threads...

As funny as dear old Bill is, I think you may not realize that you are in a way defeating the purpose of the funniness by refreshing them all...

It simply floods the site with so many old Shatner threads...that the NEW Shatner thread, which is where your and our creative funniness might best be put to work...is lost in the confusion.

This is not wise, GUEST. I hope you will soon learn the error of your ways. You have in fact achieved Shatnerization, with a vengeance. I fear you may soon become an anachronism. We may have to track you down and find gentle ways of persuading you not to keep doing it. Ve haff vays uf makink you stop refreshing ze olt Shatner scheiss!

- LH