With apologies to "Rosin the Bow" (Canadian spelling)

I'm sittin' here at this computer.
It's still a great myst'ry to me
I'll never post tunes like the others
A toaster is high-tech to me.

Joe Offer has threatened to "off" me
Katlaughing is laughing at me.
Big Mick, though he's kind, is still Irish,
Says "ya better be watchin' your knees.

So I bought me a book just for "Dummies",
And I'm study'n by night and by day
But I can't get off this damn Mudcat
So computer illit'rate I'll stay.