'Twas on the 9th of June
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
On a summer's afternoon
I took the bus from Balmbras
And she was heavy laden
Away we went along Collingwood Street
To see the Blaydon races

Chorus:Oh me lads, you should have seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin' along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon races

We flew past Armstrongs factory
And up the Robin Adair
But gannin'ower the railway bridge
The bus wheel flew off there
The lasses lost their crinolenes
And veils that hide their faces
I got two black eyes and a broken nose
In gannin' to Blaydon races

CHORUS

Now when we got the wheel back on
Away we went again
But them that had their noses broke
They went back ower hame(home)
Some went to the dispensary
And some to Dr. Gibbs
And some to the infirmary
To mend their broken ribs

CHORUS

We flew across the Chain Bridge
Reet into Blaydon Toon
The barman he was callin' then
They called him Jackie Broon
I saw him talkin' to some chaps
And them he was persuadin'
To gan and see Geordie Ridleys show
At the mechanics Hall in Blaydon

CHORUS

Now when we got to Paradise
There were bonny games begun
There were four and twenty on the bus
And how we danced and sung
They called on me to sing a song
So I sang 'em "Paddy Fagan"
I danced a jig and swung me twig
The day I went to Blaydon

CHORUS

The rain it poured down all the day
And made the ground quite muddy
Coffee John had a white hat on
The old wife stole a cuddy
There were spice stalls and monkey shows
And old wifes selling ciders
And the chap on the ha'penny roundabout
Sayin' Any more lads for riders?

CHORUS

PHEW!!!