It made me think of:

Mary, Mary (TUNE: Daisy Belle)

Mary, Mary, lived with her aunt in Kew,
Big and hairy, she stood about six foot two.
I told her we'd never marry
She changed her name to Harry
Now her big feet, hey pound the beat
'Cos she's one of our "Boys in Blue".

I think I'd better sneak away quietly.

Walrus