An Amish family went to the mall for the first time. The mother went a store and the father and son stood outside. They watched two big silver doors open up. An old woman in a wheelchair rolls in. The doors close and the numbers on the top of the doors change from 1 to 3. Then the numbers go from 3 to 1 and the doors open again. Out walks a beautiful blonde in a mini skirt. The Amish man says to his son, "Go get your mother."