GB:

Ah, yes, powder monkeys are always needed! (reference "I Remember Nelson" on PBS, part III) I'm not from the Enterprize meself, but the former occupant of me hat was!

I'm slowly coming to the realization that my main musical talent lies in purchasing CDs of local artists and going to their concerts. The fiddle is impossible, the hand positions are identical to the pain inflection methods I learned in Jui-Jitsu, my tounge is too fat for the mouth harp, and I lost all manual dexterity when I fell out of my bed as a child, onto the steel blade of a toy bulldozer. (I still have the dent!)

Anyway, what good is an artist without an audience?