Hahahaha.... What, are ye bowin' tae th' pressure o' th' Wise Tiny Craitures whae live in th' yirth, an' feelin' th' stir o' Beltaine in yir bluid?!?

Dinnae ken what's come o'er ye, mon...aiblins ye've gaet Spring Fire coorsin' thro' ye, makin' ye suddenly desirous o' ribaldry an' guid-naturit chaos an' a friendly wink an' a nudge...

What can I say tae ye, but....GIVE IN!!!

--Cuilionn, whae's luikin' aroond for a guid May Pole