Dear CUILIONN, it's difficult enough to try and understand Heather's parents (who are from Hamilton and Selby respectively) let alone her sister who seems to have developed a whole new Glaswegian dialect all her own. Being Canadian, which means having no accent at all, I'm at your mercy. Must I get out all my old Alex Cambell records to understand what you're saying?

Have a good day, EH?

Rick