Well, for starters:

By The Size Of Your Flabby Old Moon

words by Genie; tune: obvious

By the size
Of your flabby old moon,
I feel that soon
You'll be hearing love's old sweet tune,

A honeymoon
Will be coming in June.
Your stretch-marked beam
Reveals your dream
Will be coming true soon--
As I read by the moon,
 
 

and

If I could read your tail, love,
What a tale your tail could tell...

(to be continued)