This one is from me mum:

> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by people who

run the country.

>

> 2. The New York Times is read by people who think

they run the country.

>

> 3. The Washington Post is read by people who want

to run the country.

>

> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought

to run the country but don't really understand the

Washington Post. They do, however, like bright

> colors and their smog statistics shown in pie

charts.

>

> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who

wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare

the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. or

drive on the freeway in the rain to do it.

>

> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents

used to run the country and they did a far superior

job of it, thank you very much.

>

> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who

aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't

really care as long as they can get a seat on the

train.

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> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't

care who's running the country either, as long as they

do something really scandalous, preferably while

intoxicated and/or while wearing a bunny suit.

>

> 9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people

who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is

running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that

they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if

the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist

dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY

country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.

>

> 10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are

running another country,but need the baseball scores.

>

> 11. The Washington Times is read by

arch-conservative white folks who don't think there

are any other kinds of folks in this country besides

arch-conservative white folks.

>

> 12. The National Inquirer is read by people trapped

in line at the grocery store