Katlaf- Don't tell me you are one of those Crazy Cat Ladies that pop up in the news every once in a while, you know, "ASPCA investigates a woman who was living in a one-room cabin on the outskirts of Casper, Wyoming, to discover she was keeping in excess of 400 cats, including several varieties of African jungle cats. This situation was reported by neighbors who had not seen the woman's husband in several weeks. His whereabouts are still unaccounted for, although inquiries are being made at The Neil Young Institute for the Permanently Screwed in Rawlins, WY. The woman told a rambling and disconnected story of his abduction in the middle of the night by a rampaging band of tiple players. The Sheriff's Department has the entire situation under continuing investigation."

LEJ