Leave a potato in the cupboard for long enough... see if the smell compares then!!!

Mind you, if your fingers go through him when you try to pick him up, and it's all mushy and slimy, then I think you've found what's making him smell that way.... the only thing left is to get 3 shoe boxes........

If Valdy would like something to challenge him, I have a cat here that could stand losing a few pounds.....

LTS

(and before GUEST puts their fourpence in, the cat isn't the only one.....)