Oooooh, more B.L.O.B. candidates!! Here ya go, then:

To mousethief for:

I was nervous as you can imagine
T'have this stranger touch my derriere
Then he said, "Ach mein Lieber! It's yoost like
The hair on the back of a bear!"

And to Sonja for:

Feeling your bum again,
Nothing vile or rude--
Hey, I'm a doctor, dude,
It's my calling!


Bravo and Brava, respectively!!

-- Áine