Uh-oh, now I'll never lure one of you to come replace the husband that was...oops, did I say that? I mean, uh, uh, Rog will be home anyday now. Yeh, yeh, he's just been busy and allergic to the sun, so's he only comes out at night, see. I tole them sheriffs thet, but they jist keeps lookin'! Nice kitty. What? Oh, no. None of the Mudders wants to come play...ouch! No claws!

Leej-spoken like a 'Spaw! He'd be prouda ya! Esp. the reference to Rawlins, where the state pen is!

Banjer: speaking to ya? Of course, darlin, all you hafta do is wiggle your fingers and say here kitty-kitty and a Kat will forgive, for a little bit, until yer not looking and then, well, it's not a pretty picture! Check with the Sheriff's Dept. if you need more details.Got any furniture that needs shredding?

katmeowing & shaarrrrrpening her claws!