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Thread #49563 Message #749598
Posted By: SharonA
17-Jul-02 - 08:24 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 85
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 85
Ha ha ha ha!! These songs are great!!! Bravo, everyone. Awrightee, here's the one I started yesterday...
A FORTUNE FROM BEHIND (Tune: "Love Potion Number Nine" by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller) Pronunciation Guide: Ideally, "fortune" should be pronounced "FO-chun" ;^)
I took my two buns down to Meister Ulf – You know, that German with the guide-dog wolf – He's got a fad, now; I heard he paws 'em blind, Tellin' kids his fondles tell A fortune from behind.
I told him that I was a cop. His fix Of skin's against the law, so nix his tricks! I wrote out a ticket and said, "Just read this!" "Nein," He said, "All I read is A fortune from behind.
"So bend down and turn around and don't be a fink," He said, "I'm gonna feel you up. Your future is pink! You'll get a third of what I make. I'll give you a mink..." I held his wrist. I cuffed his ass. He's in the clink!
He'll never go out in the daytime light. I doubt he's missing Meldorf's bums tonight 'Cause when he pissed this cop off who'd heard he paws 'em blind, The pokey's where I thought he'll have A fortune from behind A fortune from behind A fortune from be-hi-yi-yi-yi-yinnnnd!